I took the unglamorous route with a bit of patience, and ended up somewhere unexpected. The honest answer is that whether the app works on a slow connection is worth more than any feature list. The same signal appeared again and again long after the novelty had worn off.

I only worked this out after a month of tallying over a few months, so this is not a weekend opinion. What kept coming up was how long a match stays open, which can be tested inside a week. The reading was similar to a degree that mattered long after the novelty had worn off.

Where I would focus your attention:

  • Look at how consistent match quality is week to week — I underestimated this at first.
  • How the ranking treats a brand-new account
  • Find out whether the privacy policy is readable — genuinely worth knowing up front.
  • How quickly support answers a real problem — it changes the experience completely.

I kept notes the whole way through without rushing it, and the pattern turned out to be consistent. What kept coming up was how the app treats people who travel, which is the first thing I would look at now.